2012-01-24T14:00:00.000-08:00

Alright, so before I start making fun of artists I feel it's only fair if I make fun of myself first. One of my many flaws is that I am a HUGE hypochondriac. If you ever describe a disease or sickness to me I will be convinced that I have it. I then become obssesed with my non exisstent disease until I am positive that I don't have it or someone convinces me that I'm crazy. Usually it is the second option. Along with that I am terrified of the dark and must sleep with a night light at all times. I have webbed toes which may or may not help me swim faster, nothings been proven yet. My ears are very noticeably different. My left ear may have belonged to an elf at one time. I talk so much that sometimes I don't even know what I'm talking about. I've been known to use big words in very wrong ways. I make weird noises when I eat. I have about 5 different laughs some of which are super annoying. I used to eat flower petals as a kid. I peed my pants once in the third grade and sometimes I get so nervous around sexy boys I start shaking. Now that everyone knows my embarrassing traits it's time to exploit someone elses. :)
Phrase of the day: Get money get payed.

2012-01-19T16:02:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Retartist :) Retartist stands for an artist that is more retarded than they are talented. If You love making fun of artists and the stupid things that they do or say then this is the blog for you. I'm still debating on which artist I would like to make fun of first so if you have any suggestions let me know.